Sunday, November 2, 2008
-If you spell gizelle wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean gizelle?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
-gizelle has to register every part of her body as a separate lethal weapon. Her spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
-gizelle can build a snowman out of rain.
-In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not gizelle, because gizelle killed that woman. ('di ako killer! XD)
-182,000 Americans die from gizelle-related accidents every year.
-gizelle invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
-On her birthday, gizelle randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-Bullets dodge gizelle.
-gizelle crossed the road. No one has ever dared question her motives.
-gizelle can taste lies.
-gizelle drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-gizelle can tie her shoes with her feet. (my special skill. haha!)
-We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad gizelle doesn't believe in magic.
-gizelle invented the question mark.
-gizelle never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.
-gizelle doesn't go on the internet, she has every internet site stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking.
-gizelle beat the Sun in a staring contest.
-In an emergency, gizelle can be used as a floatation device.
-gizelle has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in her way.
-gizelle will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
-When gizelle talks, everybody listens. And dies. (omigosh! haha! ehem lumayo na kau! okay? haha)
-gizelle CAN believe it's not butter.
-gizelle once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. (sobra na 'to aa! haha)
-gizelle doesn't daydream. She is too busy giving other people nightmares.
-gizelle once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.
-If you gave gizelle a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second she can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
-If you spell gizelle in Scrabble, you win. Forever. (ow yeah!!!)
-gizelle can hold her breathe for nine years.
-When gizelle goes to donate blood, she declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. (kaya pla kulang ako sa dugo! ahaha)
-When gizelle enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
-Never look a gift gizelle in the mouth, because she will bite your damn eyes off.
-gizelle destroyed the periodic table, because gizelle only recognizes the element of surprise.
-gizelle is not only a noun, but a verb.
so alam niyo na? distansya na! hahaha! =))
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